In the surprising shocker and twist of the summer, I am "moving" to Ierwaaa.
So, unfortunately, on Monday, we'll be driving up there to take care of my grandmother who is undergoing another bypass. But no worries, I will be back to my hometown sometime. That time, I cannot tell you when. But I'm thinking we'll be there for about three weeks.

Then we hit Vegas. Yea-yuh.

But no worries. My grandma upgraded from dial up to fast junk internet. Also I will have a cell phone. It's not like you will be contacting my out of townness anydangways.

I will contact you!

Cool Tootsie Pops.

I will text you.

I'm going to text you.
And are you not going to be there for LyahnyAhn's Harry Potter premiere?
How sad!

I guezz not.

You're in big trouble, mister!